Below is a list of some of my favorite quotes. I’ve included some quotes from people and a list of quotes from funny t-shirts. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.
People Quotes:
“Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” -Albert Einstein
“We build too many walls and not enough bridges.” -Sir Isaac Newton
“Live in the present, remember the past, and fear not the future, for it doesn’t exist and never shall. There is only now.” -Saphira,Eldest by Christopher Paolini
“If you wish to be happy…think not of what is to come nor of that which you have no control over but rather of the now and of that which you are able to change.” -Oromus, Brisingr by Christopher Paolini
“Any fool can know. The point is to understand.” -Albert Einstein
“Never sacrifice a principle, always do what is right.” -Chang-Lin Tien
“All progress is precarious, and the solution of one problem brings us face to face with another problem.” -Martin Luther King Jr.
“Conan’s sword could not have cleaved our political system in two as cleanly as our own political parties have done.” -Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger
“We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future.” -Franklin D. Roosevelt
“When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.”-Bernard Bailey
“May your life be like a roll of toilet paper: long and useful!” -Anonymous
T-Shirt Quotes:
- You read my t-shirt. That’s enough social interaction for one day.
- I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.
- People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
- The FUNNIEST thing about this SHIRT is that by the time you REALIZE it doesn’t say ANYTHING, it’s too late for you to STOP reading it. You must be a REAL LOSER if you have the time to stand there like anIDIOT and read every WORD on my shirt. Great job, you read it to the end. Now GO AWAY!
- If you don’t like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!
- Gas cost so much I can’t afford to fart.
- I’m really excited to be here.
- Innocent Bystander
- I live in my own little world…but it’s ok they know me here!
