January 2011
83 posts
“The whole is greater than the part.”
– Common Notion 5, Euclid’s Elements Book I
“I’m not gonna hit you Maybourne. I’m gonna shoot you.”
– Col Jack O’Neill, Stargate SG-1
“General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man.”
– Col Jack O’Neill, Stargate SG-1
“Those are bugs sir! Really big! Bugs!!”
– Col Jack O’Neill, Stargate SG-1
“Things will not calm down Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.”
– Teal’c, Stargate SG-1
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time...”
– Jim Henson (via kari-shma)
“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my...”
– Albert Einstein
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(paxmachina)
“I am a nice shark. Not a mindless eatin’ machine. If I am to change this...”
– Nice Sharks, Finding Nemo
“The drop off! What! What are you insane?! Why don’t we just fry ‘em...”
– Marlin, Finding Nemo
My mom: We're trying to impress Anthony. We want him to come home more often.
My Sister: We do?
“Has it occurred to anyone that all we are now is ROBOTS!!!!”
– Col Jack O’Neill, Stargate SG-1
“Lady and Gentlemen this is your Colonel speaking and welcome to...”
– Col Jack O’Neill, Stargate SG-1
“Oh yeah. Nothing peaks my interest more than repeated failure.”
– Col Jack O’Neill, Stargate SG-1
Teal'c: Are you considering the same tactic I am.
O'Neill: Teal'c, the cliche is are you thinking what I'm thinking.
“Why do I have to watch a french movie, I didn’t do anything wrong.”
– Phil, Modern Family
Flickr or Photobucket?
Which is better flickr or photobucket?
“His client’s cows are on to him.”
– Alan Shore, Boston Legal
Live Cockroach found in 52-year-old woman's Colon! →
“When a 52-year-old woman went to get her colon checked out, she was glad to hear that there was no signs of cancer. But it wasn’t all good news! Why? Because doctors somehow found a cockroach jammed in her transverse colon.”
“Listen, I gotta ask you something. It’s not easy for me…if you...”
– Col Jack O’Neill, Stargate SG-1
